A Meme according to Wikipedia (fount of knowledge that it may be)
"Refers to a unit of cultural
information transferable from one mind to another. Dawkins said,
Examples of memes are tunes, catch-phrases, clothes fashions, ways of making pots or of building arches. A meme propagates itself as a unit of
cultural evolution and
diffusion —
analogous in many ways to the behavior of the
gene (the unit of
genetic information). Often memes propagate as more-or-less integrated cooperative sets or groups, referred to as
memeplexes or
meme-complexes. "
In non-jargonese, it's something that is passed on or stolen from someone else that tells about the person writing.
Without further ado (or rambling), a Me Me Meme stolen from Steve's Nude Memphis blog (who I believe stole it from someone else).
1] What is your middle name?Curtis
2] What color is your mailbox?Black and Brown
3] Are you available?For what? I won't help you move, and I am happily married, so no.
4] Have you ever hit a deer?Yes, but he had it coming.
5] Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home?Yes, it beats jumping it in my truck.
6] Do you get the paper delivered to your house in the morning?Nope, then again, I don't really consider the Statesman a newspaper.
7] Who checks the mail in your house?Me.
8] Do you have a small driveway?I can park the behemoth there, along with a Landcruiser, but I wouldn't consider it large.
9] Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you?Yep, then again the standard Motorola T-mobile ring tone is pretty common.
10] What do you do first in the morning?Turn off the alarm clock.
11] What brand is your printer?HP, and I would appreciate you staying out of my personal affairs.
11] Have you ever shot at your neighbor or your neighbor's pet for any reason?Yep, Airsoft guns are awesome for removing marauding pets from your yard.
12] Do you enjoy fighting with people?Yes, I tend to create arguments simply to argue. I
13] Is your hair naturally straight or curly?Straight. Except the hair on my back. It's curly. Won't ask questions like that again, will you.
14] Who was your kindergarten teacher?No idea.
15] Are you taller than your mother?Yep
16] Do you have a favorite word?No, but I have a favorite gesture.
17] Are you God?"I am a Golden God!"
18] What do you do to get over a broken heart?A what?
19] Do you have a deep dark secret?Nope. Why, what do you know?!?
20] Do you enjoy writing in colored pens?Nope.
21] Does anything hurt on your body right now?Yes. I just got finished with a Brazilian jiujitsu class. Think of an amateur chiropractor who doesn't care if you feel good after they are done.
22] Do you often cry during a movie?Nope, then again I don't like most movies.
23] Do you hate your life?Nope, all in all I think I have it pretty good.
24] Do you get mad easily?I get angry easy, but I don't think mad covers my emotions.
25] What is your biggest pet peeve?Jack Black.
26] What is your away message?Hello this is 10% .. crap I have to do it again, is it still recording? Is this thing on? It is? Hello this is BEEEEP.
27] Do any of your friends have kids?Most of them.
28] Who should pay on the first date?The person who asked the other person out.
29] How many years older than you are you willing to date?My wife is 4 years older then me, but I don't think she would want me to date anyone currently.
30] Do you have any friends?Yes.
31] Do you have any mean friends?Yep.
32] What is the ugliest color in your opinion?I don't know, but one is the loneliest number, does that help?
33] Have you ever liked someone who all your friends couldn't stand?No, I tend to hate people easily.
34] Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff?Not many cliffs around, so I would say no.
35] Do you itch your ears?How does one itch something? I tend to scratch itches.
36] What brand are the pant/jeans you are wearing right now?Presumes I am wearing pants. You had to know that was coming, right?
46] Do you like your dad?Nope
47] Do you have any TV shows on DVD?Nope, if I already watched the show for free, why would I pay for it?
48] Are you wearing makeup?Is this because I said I wasn't wearing pants?
49]Do you have a tattoo?Yep.
50] Do you know how to draw?I know how to draw, you simply put the pencil on the paper and move it around. Drawing well is the real trick, and I fail that test.
51] Who is your hero?No hero. Sad, isn't it?
52] Who did you last IM?Laura, I think she is mad at me because I made fun of Myspace.
53] Do you work a lot of hours?I don't think so, but what are alot of hours?
54] What do you do when you are stressed out?Take it out on those around me. That, coupled with some type of aggressive sports activity.
55] Who was the last person to call you?Keith in NY.
56] Is there anything you regret?Sure, everyone has regrets. I regret not being in the Army, and I regret gripping at my wife today. I have lots of regrets, the trick is not letting your regrets control you.
57] Do you know where your family name originated from?Yep, but it isn't very exciting.
58] Is there an animal that creeps you out?Jack Black.
59] What was the last thing you did for fun?Brazilian Jiu Jitsu is fun. Punishing, but fun.
60] Last time you cried?It's been over a year now. I cried at my Grandfather's funeral. I was holding it together until the honor guard let loose the first volley. After that, I cried like a baby.